USDA Tells Magician to Write Disaster Plan for His Rabbit

From BobMcCarty.com

An Ozark, Mo.-based magician whose story about being harassed by USDA Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service agents (a.k.a., “Rabbit Police”) was one of three stories highlighted in an article two years ago, Marty Hahne contacted me today with an update.“You won’t believe what the USDA has come up with now,” Hahne wrote in an email message late Friday afternoon.  “If this wasn’t so stupid, it would be funny!”

So the White House cancels tours, but the USDA has time to collect and inspect magician for rabbit disaster plans.