Major Nidal Hassan offically found guilty today

A 13-member panel, or jury, of high-ranking officers voted unanimously to convict Hasan, 42, on a slew of premeditated murder and attempted murder charges for killing 13 people and injuring 31 others in the Nov. 5, 2009, attack at the U.S. Army base in Texas.

So a few questions.

1.) Why did it take nearly 7 hours to convict him?

2.) Will he get the death penalty? I hope so, but I think the Justice Department will pull something out of their hat.

3.) Will Hasan die an old man before they get him to the death chamber? Yup!

4.) Will the the Regime of Dear Leader reclassify the Ft. Hood shooting from workplace violence to a terrorist attack? (I'm not counting on it)

5.) Will the soldiers and their families be given full benefits by the Regime, now that the verdict is in? (I'm not counting on it)