Iowahawk -- Best political tweeter out there ever !!!!

David Burge (aka Iowahawk) has been blogging and tweeting for years, but I can't think of anyone else who can so so much with so few words, with the possible exception of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) twitter feed. See the examples below from the last week:

Maybe Obama cut Kerry's work schedule back to 28 hours per week to avoid paying for his Obamacare.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

Heinz Ketchup=>Heinz fortune=>GOP $=>John Heinz=>Teresa Heinz=>dead Heinz=>Teresa Heinz Kerry=>Dem $=>people eat more ketchup #CircleofLife
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - John Kerry, to wife, at yacht dealership
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

and a 90 foot yacht/that his wife's money bought/and a job that allowed him to duck it [2/2] #BurmaShave
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

There once was a man on Nantucket/with a head kinda shaped like a bucket [1/2]
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

I could forgive John Kerry if it was green metalflake drag boat with a blown Chrysler Hemi.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

Unemployment report in a nutshell: the Taco Bell that had 30 40 hour workers now has 40 30 hour workers.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

When the WH dropped the employer mandate, it told you everything you needed to know about this morning's unemployment report.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

#JohnKerryYachtNames Jenjiss Konn
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 4, 2013

#JohnKerryYachtNames Ketchup in the Rye
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 4, 2013

BREAKING: State Department says Egyptian military overthrow spontaneous reaction to 'White House Down' movie
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 4, 2013

@allahpundit maybe we could pass a law making it against the law for Obama not to enforce the law. Or something.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 4, 2013

Meanwhile, crappy YouTube video guy remains rotting in jail.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 3, 2013

Secretary of State keeping close eye on things from the Situation Boat http://t.co/NRq2nK0a9r h/t @CuffyMeh
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 3, 2013

Kerry's homes/2003 values: Boston MA $6.6m; Fox Chapel PA $3.7m; Ketchum ID $4.9m; Nantucket MA $9.1m (+ $7m yacht); Wash DC $4.7m
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

Kerry saves $500k in taxes by docking boat in RI instead of MA: http://t.co/lxqXVzPfdS attention MA tax authorities: he's docked in MA now.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

Secretary Kerry wasn't on his yacht. (He was on his wife's yacht.) #SeeThisIsHowYouDoItJenPsaki
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2013

You know who really feels stupid right now? All those people who bribed the WH for Obamacare waivers. Suckers!
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 2, 2013

Cars represent the one thing progressives can't stand: people doing things without their permission.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 2, 2013

If cars disappeared tomorrow, human society would collapse. If the NY Times disappeared tomorrow, no one would notice.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 2, 2013

I might finally sign up for twitter, just to follow Iowahawk.