Palin Rocks CPAC, Re-Writes Dr. Seuss to Mock Obama, Media

From Breibart's Big Government:

She then credited Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) for his hard work and called on voters to get all of Congress on "Cruz control." Palin even channeled her inner Cruz by breaking out a copy of Green Eggs and Ham, but she rewrote the Dr. Seuss classic.

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his healthcare scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals. I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying, man. I do not like, 'oh yes we can.'
I do not like this spending spree. We're smart, we know there's nothing free.
I do not like reporters' smug replies when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope and we wont take it... nope, nope, nope.

Palin's version brought down the house.



During her wildly well received comments, Palin lauded those who are doing their job in Congress and blasted those who aren't. She slammed the GOP establishment.
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When the crowd chanted "Run Sarah Run!," she joked that she should have gone for a jog before the speech.

John Kerry was not off limits. Of the Secretary of State, Palin asked "why the long face?"

She clobbered Obama's poor leadership in dealing with Vladimir Putin. "Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke."

On Ukraine, Palin delivered perhaps her best line of the night.

"I'm probably being too hard on the president. After all, who could've seen this coming?," she asked. In 2008 Palin predicted Putin's Russia may invade Ukraine if Obama were elected. An optimistic future was painted by Palin. "When we meet next, Lord willing, Harry Reid will be the Senate minority leader or a blackjack dealer in Vegas," she quipped. ............................

Palin then blasted the Democrats' hypocrisy regarding their "war on women" campaigns.

"Hey Democrats, it's your leaders who are demeaning to women," said Palin. She called on the women on hand to stand up as sisters and fight against that treatment. "Donkeys just bray, only mama grizzlies can say 'hear me roar!'" she said.

So much for Palin being dumb.

Watch the entire speech by Sarah Palin at CPAC here.